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		<title>Rule you like a King</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 05:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheKyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s midterm elections here in California, and as the early results show, the Republican party is back in force. I can’t help but think of the line by SideShow Bob]]></description>
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<p>It’s midterm elections here in California, and as the early results show, the Republican party is back in force. I can’t help but think of the line by SideShow Bob from The Simpsons, episode 2F02, &#8220;<a href="http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F02.html" target="_blank">SideShow  Bob Roberts</a>&#8220;:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;you need me, Springfield.  Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.  That&#8217;s why I did this: to protect you from yourselves.</p></blockquote>
<p>That says it all and then some.</p>
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		<title>8 years later</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheKyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We must never forget the victims especially those brave souls on Flight 93]]></description>
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We must never forget the victims especially those brave souls on Flight 93</span><br />
<span style="color: #ffffff;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">We must always thank the men and women of the armed services.</span><br />
<span style="color: #003366;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #003366;">September 11th 2009, 911</span></p>
<p>We must never let these evil doers be free</p>
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		<title>YouTube &#8211; April Fools</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheKyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year they Rick Rolled everyone and now they flipped / inverted the layout.]]></description>
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<p>Last year they Rick Rolled everyone and now they flipped / inverted the layout.  Pretty clever geeks. Just think of all those internal meetings they had regarding ‘what should we do for April Fools 2009’</p>
<p>They even left some funny instructions on how to solve the problem&#8230;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/t/new_viewing_experience">http://www.youtube.com/t/new_viewing_experience</a></p>
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		<title>How Do I Know If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheKyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The results of Google's auto complete on the query, "how do I know if"]]></description>
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		<title>Decision 08 &#8211; Real Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheKyle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new dawn in American leadership is at hand.

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